- Me:This character is trash. A literal garbage can. How completely awful.
- Person:Wow you really hate him huh?
- Me:What? No. He's my favorite.
- me:so i said yesterday we'd be talking about wars
- me:and since today is may 2nd im gonna be talking about a very special one
- me:the battle of hogwarts
12 minutes after pietro died, wanda looked up at the sky and smiled sadly. “i’m older now.”
[falls into trashcan] nice. so good to finally be home.
imagine karkat being mean to dirk like he’s mean to dave because karkat assumes all striders are tough and flippant and never give a shit what he thinks but actually dirk has never in his life had anyone actually yell at him so he actually and involuntarily and to everyone’s horror start...