- Interviewer:Now I gotta ask you,... So you've been named one of People's Sexiest Men Alive.
- Darren:Oooh! I don't know about that! There's a lot of sexy men out there.
- Interview:Well, this is according to People. Now, how long does it take the Sexiest Man Alive to get dressed for a show like this?
- Darren:Uh, a good six and a half minutes. It's very easy, you just put on a shirt, put on a jacket. If you're lucky, you'll get your shoes right the first time. I don't know, it's a very--It's a very hard couple of minutes, though.
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