recent studies have shown that boys are 273% cuter when tired or cold
So… You know the whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?
What if they “kidnapped” them to protect them from men?
What if they taught them out to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?
What if dragons aren’t born? Buy rather they’re taught.
All drag...
“paper or plastic?” asks the cashier. i eat her. i am a crocodile. why am i in a grocery store