my future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever. sike, see you in ten years bitch
facts about the human body:
everyone has rolls when they bend overwhen someone says that your beautiful, they aren’t lyingany girl you ask will have a stretch mark, they’re beyond normalyou should have more confidence, it’s really attractiveyou’re allowed to fall in love with yourself, and you shouldit&...
- Me:MOM! HELP! MY BOYFRIEND FELL AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!! HURRY CALL AN AMBULANCE!!!!
- Mom:Pick Up your poster and shut up.