fun fact: i am fully capable of typing in formal english and proper grammar, this is a conscious decision
*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*
does anyone else feel so much relief when you’re friends with someone and they’re the one to initiate a conversation because those fears of whether or not you’re annoying them and them not liking you behind your back disappear
it’s pretty difficult to get your life together when the only time the thought occurs to you is after 1 in the morning
me: i’ll get out of bed at 9 a.m.clock: 9:00me:
*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*
DAY 23 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23
- someone without a tumblr:look at this
- me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
- when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
christmas is so close i can almost smell the santa hats being edited into our icons
every day i realize more and more that i’m just not cut out to be an adult and that’s scary
- someone:hey, can i look up something on your computer?
- someone:...why do you look so scared?
DAY 15GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
- me everywhere:ugh there are people here
- someone:do you watch this t.v. show?
- me:no, but i've seen gifs
- someone:watch your language
- me:oh, fuck, sorry
valentine’s day more like saturday
- me:*posts a selfie*
- followers:right. anyway...
i can’t believe every stoner was born today science is truly amazing