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does anyone else feel so much relief when you’re friends with someone and they’re the one to initiate a conversation because those fears of whether or not you’re annoying them and them not liking you behind your back disappear
  • someone without a tumblr:look at this
  • me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
  • when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
  • someone:hey, can i look up something on your computer?
  • me:
  • someone:...why do you look so scared?
  • me everywhere:ugh there are people here
  • someone:do you watch this t.v. show?
  • me:no, but i've seen gifs
  • someone:watch your language
  • me:oh, fuck, sorry
DAY 15GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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valentine’s day more like saturday
  • me:*posts a selfie*
  • followers:
  • followers:right. anyway...
whats wrong w/ all u girls and ur fake hair. the bible said adam and eve not adam and weave????
do 100 calorie snack packs still count if you eat seven of them
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
if ur a guy and u cover a girls song u gotta change the words or else an army of gay men will find u and attack ur butthole
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
if you get a boner at a funeral is it called mourning wood
lms if u want to date me ignore if u want to date me
help ive fallen and completely given up on life
if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow