fun fact: i am fully capable of typing in formal english and proper grammar, this is a conscious decision
DAY 23 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23
*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*
does anyone else feel so much relief when you’re friends with someone and they’re the one to initiate a conversation because those fears of whether or not you’re annoying them and them not liking you behind your back disappear
*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*
me: i’ll get out of bed at 9 a.m.clock: 9:00me:
it’s pretty difficult to get your life together when the only time the thought occurs to you is after 1 in the morning
DAY 15GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
valentine’s day more like saturday
i can’t believe every stoner was born today science is truly amazing
- me:*posts a selfie*
- followers:right. anyway...
- someone without a tumblr:look at this
- me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
- when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
- laptop fan:WHIRRRRRRRRRR
- someone:hey, can i look up something on your computer?
- someone:...why do you look so scared?
- me everywhere:ugh there are people here
- someone:do you watch this t.v. show?
- me:no, but i've seen gifs
- someone:watch your language
- me:oh, fuck, sorry
do 100 calorie snack packs still count if you eat seven of them