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there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
if ur a guy and u cover a girls song u gotta change the words or else an army of gay men will find u and attack ur butthole
do 100 calorie snack packs still count if you eat seven of them
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
if you get a boner at a funeral is it called mourning wood
lms if u want to date me ignore if u want to date me
help ive fallen and completely given up on life
if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow
happy birthday lou you a real nigga
*slides you five bucks* [whispering] reblog……………my……………selfie…………………..
suho the type to show up at a party 2 hours early to help set up chairs
if you lose yourself i will find you
i put the ass in casserole
when you know someone’s read your message but they don’t reply
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when someone texts u saying “here!” but u aint ready yet
please stop forcing people into doing things they’re not ready to do and then getting mad at them for not being able to do it.
me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj] you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing *reads other people’s writing* me: i am a literary potato
taking cute photos with the bae like
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