whats wrong w/ all u girls and ur fake hair. the bible said adam and eve not adam and weave????
there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds
if ur a guy and u cover a girls song u gotta change the words or else an army of gay men will find u and attack ur butthole
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today
if you get a boner at a funeral is it called mourning wood
lms if u want to date me ignore if u want to date me
help ive fallen and completely given up on life
if i lay here, if i just lay here, would you lie with me and just forget all of the homework thats due tomorrow
happy birthday lou you a real nigga
*slides you five bucks* [whispering] reblog……………my……………selfie…………………..
if you lose yourself i will find you
i put the ass in casserole
suho the type to show up at a party 2 hours early to help set up chairs
when you know someone’s read your message but they don’t reply
when someone texts u saying “here!” but u aint ready yet
please stop forcing people into doing things they’re not ready to do and then getting mad at them for not being able to do it.
me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj] you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing *reads other people’s writing* me: i am a literary potato
taking cute photos with the bae like