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  • someone without a tumblr:look at this
  • me:i saw that on tumblr a year ago
does anyone else remember following just the right amount of blogs to be able to scroll through your dash every morning until you reached the last post you saw the night before
getting 0 notes on a post is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw it but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time
do you ever read someone’s url the completely wrong way and then one day you suddenly realize what it actually says and means and it’s like everything finally makes sense
i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer
  • when people don't sit next to me in class:offended and relieved
  • when someone sits next to me:irritated yet flattered
the three p’s: pizza pasta pokemon
i wonder how many slices of pizza i’ve eaten over the course of my lifetime
*climbs a small set of stairs* well that’s enough exercise for today
does anyone else get really anxious during the weekends because you’re aware of how poorly you’re spending your free time and you know that there’s something more productive you could be doing but you just can’t think of anything so you continue to be on the computer
has anyone else noticed that some people on tumblr come in pairsyou see them constantly interacting with and reblogging from the other person so you might as well follow them too
christmas is so close i can almost smell the santa hats being edited into our icons
every day i realize more and more that i’m just not cut out to be an adult and that’s scary
  • me everywhere:ugh there are people here
i’m just tired and sad and want to makeout with you
it’s pretty difficult to get your life together when the only time the thought occurs to you is after 1 in the morning
*tries to get 7 hours of sleep in under 3 hours*