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dO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING TRAGIC SHERLOCK NEVER GOT TO DANCE AT THE WEDDING WHEN HE LOVES TO DANCE
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*doesn’t clap along to happy by pharrell bc im not happy*
WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM
in france we don’t say “I love you” we say “baise-moi dans le cul avec un poteau de téléphone” which translates to “your soul is strong” and I think that’s beautiful
oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man.  you’re all wonderful and don’t let an...
calling your friends like
once i got really mad at my brother and i told him i would murder his whole family and then i realized that included me
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when you’re home alone and a scary thing shows up on your dash
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boy: hi me: NoScrubs.mp3
me: *toasts a piece of bread*me: damn and i cook too.. a man would be lucky to have me
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bf: *nuts*me: thatll be $15bf: wtf i thought u were my gfme: “if you’re good at something never do it for free” — heath ledger
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I’m the one in the group chat who reads everything but never replies
  • the academy:it appears 98% of our nominees are white and people are upset! let’s hire a black host that’ll make everyone feel better and it’ll make us look better too.
  • chris rock:*drags the academy*
  • the academy:it appears our plan has backfired.
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