dO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING TRAGIC SHERLOCK NEVER GOT TO DANCE AT THE WEDDING WHEN HE LOVES TO DANCE
*doesn’t clap along to happy by pharrell bc im not happy*
oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man. you’re all wonderful and don’t let an...
once i got really mad at my brother and i told him i would murder his whole family and then i realized that included me
WHY DO PEOPLE START CONVERSATIONS AND THEN NOT CONTINUE THEM
in france we don’t say “I love you” we say “baise-moi dans le cul avec un poteau de téléphone” which translates to “your soul is strong” and I think that’s beautiful
calling your friends like
when you’re home alone and a scary thing shows up on your dash
boy: hi me: NoScrubs.mp3
bf: *nuts*me: thatll be $15bf: wtf i thought u were my gfme: “if you’re good at something never do it for free” — heath ledger
me: *toasts a piece of bread*me: damn and i cook too.. a man would be lucky to have me
I’m the one in the group chat who reads everything but never replies
- the academy:it appears 98% of our nominees are white and people are upset! let’s hire a black host that’ll make everyone feel better and it’ll make us look better too.
- chris rock:*drags the academy*
- the academy:it appears our plan has backfired.