‘if i’m louder would you see me?’ [bangs on wall while violently masturbates]
when ur with ur best friend
it’s going down, i’m yelling timber. unfortunately, working around power equipment has hurt the hearing of the other lumberjacks and they’re in danger of being hit by this falling tree
There’s only a 0.00000000000001% chance of this but I want Sherlock and John to dance at John’s wedding like they do in the RDJ movie yo
What do you reckon are the odds that Sherlock went home, slowly took his coat and made his way to his room to kneel gently on the floor and take out a small, ornate box containing his 7% solution.