- Dan:flirt or talk?
- Dan:maybe we should
- Phil:F L I R T
*has guests* Mom: well time to do The Most™
i hate how my mood completely depends on other peoples tiny actions i hate it i hate it i hate it so mu ch
“there’s no way you can read a 200k word fanfiction in one sitting”
your mom didn’t let you chill in the womb for 9 months so you could degrade women