20 Things I Learned from A Song of Ice and Fire:
1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15) 16) 17) 18) 19) 20)
“Anger was better than tears, better than grief, better than guilt.”
“I’m not a regular king, I’m a cool king.”
“I am not in danger, Jorah. I AM THE DANGER.”
“You better lawyer up assholes, because I’m not coming back for 30%, I’m coming back for EVERYTHING.”
The Game of Thrones fandom is divided up into three groups: - The group who have only seen the show. - The group that has read the books and is dreading the Red Wedding. - The group that has read the books and can’t freaking wait to enjoy the suffering of all the people who only watch the sho...
“You’re my present this year.”
“Apparently if you’re clean, well dressed, and mildly cultured, you’re super gay now. Is that why the rest of you are so aggressi...”
“Daenerys is the best, but she’s fourteen. When she was born, I was already 28. Which means if we were friends back then, I’d hav...”
“The cold never bothered me anyway.”
“Oh my god, Ned, you can’t just ask people why they’re blonde.”
“Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a douchebag in tin foil.”
“Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.”
“At the beginning of A Game of Thrones, Sansa is a young, lovelorn girl fawning over Prince Joffrey. She believes in the social contract. Mor...”
Honestly if you’re done watching Game of Thrones at this point I don’t blame you. D&D have shown a disturbing pattern of treating female characters as expendable plot devices that can be assaulted and killed to increase the suffering of the male cast and it’s unrealistic to expect much in the wa...