my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them
- Me:*doesnt eat*
- Stomach:*also hurts*
- Me:ok u know what. fuck you
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours
GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT
- me:hey brain hey buddy hey pal do u think we could just calm down a lil bit there friend
- brain, still rhythmically banging pots together:NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!
Just a quick tip to artists
If you’re an artist who likes to work really close, (like me), do yourself a favor and put up two views. You can do this by clicking View–> New on your toolbar.There’s nothing worse than finally zooming out and realizing what you were doing was very wrong. This saved me a lot of grief tbh. ...
Never Gonna Give You Up
when a debate starts in class and you tell yourself you’re not gonna get involved but then some kid you hate says smth real stupid and/or wrong