my goals are to be so intimidatingly hot that people are surprised at how nice I am when i talk to them
- Me:*doesnt eat*
- Stomach:*hurts*
- Me:*eatS*
- Stomach:*also hurts*
- Me:ok u know what. fuck you
shoutout to 5th grade me for having a college reading level and apparently using up all future motivation for actual college age me to read what i’m supposed to. you 10 year old asshole
dying in a game and being transported back to the latest save when you haven’t saved in like 3 hours
Are you gonna tell us to smile now? Call us ‘sweetheart’?
...
GETTIN REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS NOT KISSING ANYONE SHIT
- me:hey brain hey buddy hey pal do u think we could just calm down a lil bit there friend
- brain, still rhythmically banging pots together:NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!
Mariah Carey correcting her background singers since 1990 ...
Just a quick tip to artists
If you’re an artist who likes to work really close, (like me), do yourself a favor and put up two views. You can do this by clicking View–> New on your toolbar.There’s nothing worse than finally zooming out and realizing what you were doing was very wrong. This saved me a lot of grief tbh. ...
Never Gonna Give You Up
Ashley Tisdale
Have you ever wanted to hear Sharpay sing Never Gonna Give You Up? Well now you ...
“I look fabulous”One of my fav interviews of tswift
when a debate starts in class and you tell yourself you’re not gonna get involved but then some kid you hate says smth real stupid and/or wrong
