Bilbo is so sassy in the books.
Thorin: Well, that whole barrel ride was horrible and dangerous. Bilbo: Excuse me? Are you dead? Are you still in jail? You’re not? Well, then you better shut up and help me get the others out of their barrels, so we can go to this stupid dragon infested mountain you - not me, mind you! - are ...
- Bilbo:Well, at least the worst is behind us!
- Everyone in the theater:HAHAHAHA
I made a Tiny Bilbo!
How The Hobbit Trilogy Should End
We cut back to older Bilbo the moment he finishes his book. Just as he closes it, there is a loud knock on the door. He tells whoever is there that he doesn’t want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations, thank you. The audience has a split second to realize that they’ve hea...
Forgetting why you came into a room like