theres no fucking snow outside
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an...
- 8 year old me:what the fuck I said I wanted toys
- me now:*crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold