- Johnlock shippers:*sobs and whimpers*
- Sheriarty shippers:Oh, we are so cool.
- Mormor shippers:Let us bite and beat and mock each other and feel the taste of blood on our tongues.
- Sheriarty shippers:We are fabulous. One and only.
- Johnlock shippers:*more sobs and whimpers*
- Mormor shippers:And then cuddle and watch cartoons under a warm blanket.
- Mystrade shippers:'Evening, gentlemen! Would you like a delicious cup of tea and then take part in rough shameless sex act?
- Sheriarty shippers:brb, having a narcissism attack