Cosplay? More like costplay. haha i’m broke
I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a potholehe said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole...
*rolls around* pay attention to me
Does everybody notice that Watson says “God, yes” to Sherlock when their adventure begins And the last thing he says is “God, no” when it ends
“What I know is this: our hearts are stubborn creatures. They always remember how to push a splinter out like a foreign enemy from the body. ...”
“Some people are going to love you like you are a pond, and others are going to love you like you are a river, but you are an ocean, and you ...”
“i’ve spent half my life trying to understand bukowski so that i could write poetry like he did. i guess i’ve since realised that...”
fuck personality types u wanna know a lot about a person? present them w a plate of brownies and see if they take a corner, side, or middle piece