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Playing Dungeons & Dragons:
DMing for a group of pure Power Gamers:
Cleric: I cast Insect PlagueDM: Wow, I accidentally typed “Incest Plague”Ranger: A plague on just your household!
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  • DM:Okay, I have completely prepared for every possible path the players will choose.
  • Players:I'm sorry - did you mention a completely inconsequential object? We would like to use that in a way no logical person would to defeat someone we don't actually have anything against
DM: You guys find yourself in a forsaken tundra Mage: Im going to build a snowman! DM: Roll Mage: *Rolls a 1 on d20* DM: Congratulations you’ve set the tundra on fire somehow
Critical failure. You kick yourself in the balls.
"Can I give him a lap dance?" "How the hell would you give a centaur a lap dance?! -Our orc rogue arguing with the DM
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DM: Ok, so the velociraptor is cuddling with you in your bed.
Would you be offended if I started looting?
DM: “The orb of light begins to escape”Ranger: “I roll to seduce it”Ranger: *Rolls 20*DM: *Sighs heavily*
"I flirt with him" "…He rejects your advances" "I break his other leg."
A d100 is like a golf ball with bees inside of it.
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So uh, your reflex is so low, you can get hit by still objects, but your fortitude is so high that if a venomous snake were to bite you, the...
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