I’m the type of friend that wont lend you money but instead I will provide you wise advice on how to get money like robbing bank and murder people.
“Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.”
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
“You don’t need too many people around you to be happy, just a few real ones who appreciate you for who you are.”
“Find something that you’re passionate about, devote your time and energy to it. But make sure what you’re passionate about is not a person, ...”
“TÍPICO DE NAVIDAD: —Son las 00:00 Feliz Navidad! —No pendeja, yo tengo las 23:59 —Y yo tengo las 23:58 —A ver, prende la tele.”
“Don’t ever wait for a better moment in your life, because chances are the reason why that imperfect moment is happening right now is b...”
“Through the lack of attaching myself to words, my thoughts remain nebulous most of the time. They sketch vague, pleasant shapes and then are...”