GREEN EGGS AND HAMLET
(With my deepest apologies to Shakespeare and Dr. Seuss)Can I kill my Uncle Claude?Yes, I can, I can, by God!I will kill my Uncle Claude!Should I kill him in the house?Should I kill him while he’s soused?I could kill him here or thereI could kill him anywhereWould I, could I, while he prays?Kill him...
- kylo:I'm being torn apart
- Han Solo:(visibly struggling with a profound and painful conflict. he is silent for a long time, breathing audibly in the empty space. then the struggle is over, and he has lost to something he hates in himself, something stronger than his will. he speaks.) hi being torn apart
- Han Solo:I'm dad