so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS and yet you just go about your daily business like girls are fucking badass.
"honey, i’m pregnant." “hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think oh oh no
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter how bad is your idea
i have three moods 420 69 666
BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED Bisexuals are not confused BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED. BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED bisexuals are not confused god this is like the easiest concept ever you piece of shit douchewagon why can’t you just fucking accept it it’s absolutely infuriating