I can see it now guys. Suicide Squad comes out in August. It becomes a huge success. Hot Topic starts selling merch from the movie in their stores. Teens everywhere buy black shirts with Joker and Harley Quinn on them. My Chemical Romance announce/release MCRX. It sells millions. Soon teens are gett...
- me:meh, today is okay
- old friends senior dog sanctuary:leo is okay and he's coming home soon
- me:today is the best day. no day is better than today.
Shoutout to fat girls in the summertime. Shoutout to fat girls who wear jeans even though it’s 90 degrees because they don’t like the way their legs look. Shoutout to fat girls who wear a t-shirt to swim because they don’t like the way people look at their stretch marks. Shoutout to fat girls that o...
RAISE A HAND IF YOU’RE NERVOUS ABOUT THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY
- Fan #1:That's a nice character. I wonder what they would be like if they lost everything that ever made them happy and also the world ended.
- Fan #2:That's a nice character. I wonder what they're like with five different toys up their ass.
explaining osomatsu-san to someone like:
s/o to every closeted person hearing about the pulse shooting who has to act normal and unconcerned so as not to act ‘suspiciously upset’ I see you & I understand
My fiancé’s dad’s first language is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
does anyone else ever forget that men aren’t expected to shave their armpits even though they’re so hairy, and then a guy lifts his arms up and you’re actually fucking shocked because you expect there to be skin but instead you’re greeted with 2 fur trappers, 5 families of elk and an ancient civiliz...