- Me:*drops some chips*
- Me:why do bad things happen to good people
do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
I'm a morning person if you wake me up with sex.
“but gamzee didn’t mean to kill his friends!!”
every person who reblogs this will get a sign guessed from purely their URL
literally every person!!!!!
villian of the year harry styles stops before his 11 hour flight back home to take a big group picture with fans and apologizes and describes himself as ‘annoying’ because he can’t take individual pictures with all of them
i'm a shitty person but i'd give the world to the right person
THERE WAS THIS WOMAN WHO CAME IN TO TARGET TODAY AND ALL SHE BOUGHT WAS A CUCUMBER AND “50 SHADES OF GREY” AND OH MY GOD I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.
i imagine that castiel hears dean’s prayer, but he’s sitting in naomi’s torture dentist chair, just listening, with a single tear rolling down his cheek because he can’t move.