Tonight I went to see Snow White and the Huntsman, and on my way into the theatre a kid about 4 or 5 years old shouts “MOM! MOM! IT’S BATMAN!” because I was wearing my shirt with the bat-symbol on it. So I got down on one knee and asked him if he’d seen the Joker, and he poin...
- Child:Mrs Jenkins, Jonathan is breathing on me.
- Mrs Jenkins:Believe it or not, William, he actually needs to breathe or he'll die. I can't do anything about that.
HARRY PROBABLY SINGS TO LUX AND KISSES HER FOREHEAD AND CUDDLES HER WHEN SHE CRIES AND MAKES FUNNY FACES AT HER AND PLAYS PEEK-A-BOO AND LAUGHS WITH HER AND TWIRLS HER AROUND AND PLAYS DRESS UP WITH HER AND LETS HER PLAY WITH HIS CURLS AND IS THE COOLEST BIG BROTHER FIGURE EVER