“Hannibal Lecter is not a cannibal. Which- okay, as I say it out loud, I- I see that- yeah, it rhymes… It rhymes… I’ll look...”
plot twist: the rest of season two has just been one giant shared hallucination between jack and bella crawford, who are still laughing and smoking weed in their pj’s
Hannibal Lecter could play Ke$ha’s Cannibal while serving “long pork” and wearing an apron that reads “Mrs Lovett’s meat pies” and saying “I aspire to serve humanity” and Jack Crawford would just be like “thanks Dr. Lecter can you consult on some...
- Will Graham, Jack Crawford, literally everyone:Killing and eating people is wrong, Hannibal
- Hannibal:Wtf is this sjw bullshit
Next time, on Hannibal
Will: If you’re the Chesapeake Ripper and you know it, clap your hands. Hannibal: [clap clap] Jack: Don’t applaud his singing, Hannibal. You’ll only encourage him.