- Ser Ilyn:Has anyone seen Ser Jaime? I can't find him.
- Jon Connington:Hang on, I'll get him for you.
- Jon Connington:*clears throat*
- Jon Connington:The Maid of Tarth is an ugly wench who could pass for a sow in silk.
- *distant footsteps*
- *Jaime bursts through the door, his cloak whirling around him*
- Jaime:WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY LADY BRIENNE???
“I hope I got your measurements right it’s not like I’ve memorized your every curve or anything this is all totally platonic”
- Cersei:Are you in love with him?
- Brienne:Bitch I might be
"Are you sure we’re not related," Jaime asks Brienne "because I’ve had an erection this whole time"
The importance of Jaime and Brienne
Usually I try not to get too caught up in shipping wars, but I just get so angry when people insist Jaime and Brienne don’t love each other. There are so many romantic stories out there that feature a beautiful girl who learns to love an older, ugly, scarred or damaged man - but how many stories f...