EB: hey gu- EB: what the fuck! EB: oh. EB: thanks for all the birthday messages!
THAT’S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT DAD THOUGH HE’S NOT JUST THE KIND DAD WHO LEAVES SWEET NOTES IN HIS SON’S LUNCHBOX AND GIVES PEOPLE HAT ADVICE BUT HE’S ALSO A TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER THAT WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND THROW WHOLE CAKES AT YOU AND CATCH SHIT ON FIRE WITH HIS SHAVING C...
EB: pffffft. EB: dave’s god tier. he’ll just come back. EB: can’t say the same about your parents, though.
EB: haha, yeah dave, you too! EB: no homo! EB: um… EB: heh heh, okay? EB: dude, that’s pretty homo…
EB: what do you think’s in the box?
EB: really? EB: you want me to do my magic tricks at your birthday party?
EB: something seems different about tumblr today… EB: i just can’t put my finger on it.
EB: did someone say pie? EB: i hope this is cute enough for you!
JOHN LOOKS GREY TAVROS CALLED THE RING PRECIOUS THE RING IS BASICALLY LIKE A HORCRUX IF THE RING IS CORRUPTING JOHN THAT MEANS HE CAN DIE
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Anonymous asked you: Do you think you could draw the reactions on Karkat/John’s faces when Karkat was saying that he was fooling himself into hating John? |D ( [o] “Will you look at this mess.” ) Don’t worry, be derpy MAKE ME UNSEE DIS FAEC I need to quit rainb...