- Sam:"That fellow's done nothing but stare at you since we arrived."
- My dad:This place is called The PRANCING PONY, and there are only dudes here. Do the math, Sam.
I want to be a Hobbit so badly. 1. You eat at least 7 times a day. 2. You’re short and cute. 3. It’s perfectly acceptable to be chubby. 4. Hobbits can go unseen or unheard if they wish (little ninjas perfect for adventuring… even if it’s frowned upon). 5. The Shire is beautiful. 6. Most adorable ho...
whenever someone calls Odin the worst father ever, i think of Denethor who literally told Faramir that he wished he had died instead of Boromir