Stacker “i dont know how child adoption laws work but i found this child so im keeping it no you may not take away this precious angel from above i will fight you for her motherfucker i will fight you with a giant robot fucking try me” Pentecost
researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial. Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman. This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)how widesp...
“I didn’t dare think of the future; the past was still happening.”
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other.
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is eas...
Me as a lawyer
BUT, your honor, I googled it twice
Fun Fact: So apparently “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of this Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued” was originally called “I Loved You So Much More Before You Were a MySpace Whore”
ENTP Confessions #7
There’s pain to being an ENTP. It’s a mix of everything. You’ll fit in everywhere yet nowhere. You’re extremely arrogant yet painfully aware of all of your faults. Capable of anything yet not motivated to do a thing. Witty and charismatic but have low tolerance for people. Gr...