“"Makeup should enhance your natural beauty, not obscure it. Use subtle highlights to accent the ravenous hunger in your eyes and bring out t...”
- Cleric:I toss the light-stone into the crypt! *Rolls 20*
- Me:You have spent entirely too much time skipping rocks, as such you rebound the rock against three pillars and two skeletons before it comes to a clean stop in the center of the room.
- Cleric:...So I can see them all?
- Fighter:I WANT TO SING 'EVERY TIME WE TOUCH' AS WE CHARGE INTO BATTLE!
- Me:You're not a bard, but screw it roll Performance.
- Fighter:OKAY. *Mediocre roll*