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Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with ‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an...
This dark at 5pm shit is fucking me up
stop!!! letting!!! famous!!! men!!! get!!! away!!! with!!! abuse!!! against!!! women!!!
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highl...
- Guy on train:I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
- Me:*turns up music*
- Guy:I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
- Me:*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
- Guy:Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
- Guy:Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
- Lady by door:Hey. Leave her alone.