spock: *says literally anything*bones:
i think people forget that leonard mccoy is a genius too??like yeah they’re always talking about the genius and incredible intelligence of kirk and spock but bones is up there with them first of all he’s the cmo of starfleet’s flagship like he has more authority than the fucking captain so you know ...
- enterprise crew:*is beamed down to a planet*
- bones:*sees something dangerous*
- bones:beam me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit
mccoy is nothing but a grumpy old man-he’s so angry all the time-g-grumpy-old man-i-oh god-i’m sorry-[starts crying]