I love how dude, bro and suck my dick are unisex now.
mom made mac and cheese for dinne-
I’m not in the mood for anything but a nap tbh.
Eat anything you want and if someone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
Reblog if (??’-‘?)?
“Always know the difference between what you’re getting and what you deserve.”
New York The only state whose residents don’t realize there are 49 other states. (via 50 states)
During sex I suddenly stopped and didn’t move he was like “what are you doing?” and I was like ” hush, I saw this on pornhub it’s called buffering.”