clint barton challenging nat to a prank war clint crawling through the air vents to sneak up on her from above bucky not being in on the prank war and hearing something in the vents nat hearing clint’s muffled screams after bucky randomly shoots at the ceiling
Natasha Romanoff was twisted, abused, undone, and lived a very brutal, very savage life. She was a monster. She looked at that, she looked at what she was. And it turned her into a person who makes dumb jokes about Steve being a fossil. Someone who is constantly trying to get her 90 year old friend ...
As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise. Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons and her upcoming film Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing