OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTSIT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIEBY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAYPLEASE DON’T ACTUALLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS
this fuckin election is so wildwe’ve got Hillary Clinton, who’s like the classic democratic candidate but her only advantage over republicans is that she has sound morals and that’s about itwe’ve got Bernie Sanders, an old white straight guy that fights for the young, poc, gay, and female, who’s an ...
My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered on screen.
- my mom:you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
- me:yes but today is not that day
Summer is a nice concept until that 90°+ weather rolls in.
You know what I really want to happen?
Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbo...