so let me get this straight:
y’all bleed outta your vaginas once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS and yet you just go about your daily business like girls are fucking badass.
“Isn’t it weird that in 20 years some of us could be married, some of us could be famous and some of us could be dead.”
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled "Shit ALL men say” and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!” And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not al...
- my requirements for sleeping at night:is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don't put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day's events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won't overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
- my requirements for sleeping in the morning:is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
“Nineteen things I’ve learned before I turned nineteen. 1. Always carry $5 and a lighter with you (even if you don’t smoke). 2. ...”
daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25. daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college. daily reminder that the problems you’re...