- Live While We're Young:So basically, we should just have sex while we're still young.
- Kiss You:Let me take you home and do a bit more than kissing you.
- Little Things:No matter what you think about yourself, I think you're fucking beautifuck.
- C'mon C'mon:Gurl, let's get our grind on.
- Last First Kiss:I want you to lose your virginity to me.
- Heartattack:You're so sexy, that you're giving me a heartattack.
- Rock Me:Remember when we had sex in the summer of '09? Let's do it again.
- Change My Mind:If you don't wanna fuck, then neither do I.
- ...
- Teacher:Goodmorning class, how did you spend your weekend?
- Me:*Laughs and sighs* Good times, man, good times.
- Teacher:Well, why don't you share with the class what you did.
- Me:*Stands up proudly* I spent 7 hours and 38 minutes of my life watching a live stream by One Direction.
- God:you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
- Jesus:yeah
- God:well it didn't work
- Jesus:what do you mean
- Jesus:they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
- Jesus:isn't that enough
- God:no
- Jesus:....
- ...
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DORMS!!!!!
The Who/Sherlock dorms
Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms
Pirates/History dorms
disney/disney princess dorms(you can put more posters,etc)
Directioner dorms(but put more ireland flags and more pics of the boys)
Different Zayns
the sexy one:
? the nerd : ?
high:
? the fat one :
? the G:
? rockstar: ?
the rude Zayn:
? cutie:
? fetus:
? the jerk:
? the bitchy one with the duckface: ?
funny one : ?
happy : ?
sad:
? smoker: ?
perfect:
? spectical one: ?
the confused zayn: ?
would-be phi...
- Harry:Louis, look at this thong!
- Louis:Buy it, you can show me tonight.
- Paul:NO. Harry, put it down.
- Niall:Paul, I want a pretzel!
- Liam:Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
- Niall:NO LIAM, NOW!
- Harry:Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
- Paul:Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret!
- ...
- Harry:DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY BITCHES. AWAY.
- Liam:Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
- Louis:Back off bitches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
- Niall:I'm hungry. Where's the food?
- Zayn:I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
- Paul:For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
- Liam:Harry, it's okay...
- Louis:...That wasn't hair gel.
- ...
- Other Teens on friday night:Party party alcohol fun
- Me:omfg Rock Me got leaked.
Imagine giving Zayn a blow job and make him come unexpectedly
- Niall:Liam, I want ice cream!
- Louis:Lookin' good Harry!
- Paul:Harry! Put your trunks back on! You can't tan your bum in the middle of the beach!
- Liam:All these women are barely clothed! They need to respect themselves more!
- Zayn:I look better than you. And you. And you.
- Niall:Will anyone come swim with me?
- Paul:Louis! Put your trunks back on! You too Harry!
- Liam:These women have FATHERS! If I gave them my clothes, do you think they would cover up?!
- ...
If there's one thing this fandom can agree on, it's Tom Daley.
