- Live While We're Young:So basically, we should just have sex while we're still young.
- Kiss You:Let me take you home and do a bit more than kissing you.
- Little Things:No matter what you think about yourself, I think you're fucking beautifuck.
- C'mon C'mon:Gurl, let's get our grind on.
- Last First Kiss:I want you to lose your virginity to me.
- Heartattack:You're so sexy, that you're giving me a heartattack.
- Rock Me:Remember when we had sex in the summer of '09? Let's do it again.
- Change My Mind:If you don't wanna fuck, then neither do I.
- Teacher:Goodmorning class, how did you spend your weekend?
- Me:*Laughs and sighs* Good times, man, good times.
- Teacher:Well, why don't you share with the class what you did.
- Me:*Stands up proudly* I spent 7 hours and 38 minutes of my life watching a live stream by One Direction.
- God:you know how we made females bleed out their vaginas that make them strong
- God:well it didn't work
- Jesus:what do you mean
- Jesus:they cry and break out and gain 5 pounds once a month
- Jesus:isn't that enough
the sexy one: ? the nerd : ? high: ? the fat one : ? the G: ? rockstar: ? the rude Zayn: ? cutie: ? fetus: ? the jerk: ? the bitchy one with the duckface: ? funny one : ? happy : ? sad: ? smoker: ? perfect: ? spectical one: ? the confused zayn: ? would-be phi...
- Other Teens on friday night:Party party alcohol fun
- Me:omfg Rock Me got leaked.
Imagine giving Zayn a blow job and make him come unexpectedly
- Niall:Liam, I want ice cream!
- Louis:Lookin' good Harry!
- Paul:Harry! Put your trunks back on! You can't tan your bum in the middle of the beach!
- Liam:All these women are barely clothed! They need to respect themselves more!
- Zayn:I look better than you. And you. And you.
- Niall:Will anyone come swim with me?
- Paul:Louis! Put your trunks back on! You too Harry!
- Liam:These women have FATHERS! If I gave them my clothes, do you think they would cover up?!
If there's one thing this fandom can agree on, it's Tom Daley.
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