someone: *mentions fall out boy* me:
my penis is longer than a Fall Out Boy song title
What’s the difference between Derek Hale and my jokes? My jokes can’t be topped.
shine bright like a
So, my whole life I thought my favorite color was purple. “What’s your favorite color?” “Purple.” Always. That was my answer. And it wasn’t a lie. I truly believed my favorite color was purple. And then my sophomore year of high school, someone I had just met in art class asked me if my favorite co...
“Eu só quero que você entenda que estarei aqui para sempre. Por mais que você me mande embora. Por mais que as coisas compliquem. Por mais qu...”
can we discuss jane and belle’s different teaching techniques and how jane is teaching tarzan how to read with basic children’s books: “see jane.” “see jane run.” while belle on the other hand decides that the first thing beast should learn how to read is shakesp...
i’ve always wanted to use fall out boy lyrics as a pickup line to ask out my crush but i’m afraid that someone else will hear me
i want to meet my favorite celebrity and then fight a mountain troll with them because then we’d have to be friends because there are some experiences you can’t share with someone without ending up friends and knocking out a mountain troll is one of them
be my frien (i’ll give u the d later)
- Korra:Not now, Tenzin. I just want to be alone
- Aang:do i look like fucking tenzin
2013 was a shitty year in everything except anime it was a good anime year
when i see a cute boy i be like
all I want is for Dean to get kicked in the crotch and for Cas to insist on healing him and Dean is like “Cas stop I’m fine" but he can’t even walk and Cas doesn’t understand why he’s being such a baby so they start bickering and Cas just keeps trying to grab Dean’...