s/o to every closeted person hearing about the pulse shooting who has to act normal and unconcerned so as not to act ‘suspiciously upset’ I see you & I understand
My fiancé’s dad’s first language is Arabic, has a really thick accent and doesn’t really understand cursing so when he gets road rage he just puts a bunch of curse words together. My favorite so far “Up shut your ass, motherbitch.”
does anyone else ever forget that men aren’t expected to shave their armpits even though they’re so hairy, and then a guy lifts his arms up and you’re actually fucking shocked because you expect there to be skin but instead you’re greeted with 2 fur trappers, 5 families of elk and an ancient civiliz...
listen: sweatpants with “BOTTOM TEXT” across the ass
“the difference between you and me is that I free my time to talk to you while you talk to me in your free time.”
“butterfly prologue mix”“run ballad mix”“love is not over (full length edition)”“house of cards (full length edition)”
I'm going to say this once
To my fellow white women: Beyoncé’s LEMONADE is not for us. We can enjoy it. We can blast it loud in the shower. We can appreciate it aestheticly and visually and musically. But it is not for us to appropriate for our own gain. I don’t want to see white women writing op-eds about it. I don’t want...
“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace