A chemist, a physicist, and a biologist go to the beach. The physicist is intrigued by the waves, walks into the ocean to examine them and drowns. The biologist is intrigued by the various forms of life, walks into the ocean to study them, and drowns. The chemist is sitting on the beach with a lab...
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