if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn except if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve
When you're in Rome and you release your mixtape
- Me:I'm trash
- Friend:Me too
- Me:How can u fucking say that you're my cinnamon roll too pure for this world my sunshine son please don't say that ur perf
“And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten and have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday”
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do!" I shout, as I stab my political opponent to death.
- Ancient Rome:*exists*
- Ancient Greece:Ladies and gentlemen, I am just gonna state the obvious: we have a doppelganger in our midst. As a civilization that respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied me. Do you not have any value or respect for originality? You’re a laughing stock, it’s cheesy, it’s disgusting. I personally find it absolutely artistically atrocious. I am embarrassed to be sitting here in your presence having to even dignify you with an answer of my opinion
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