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Married Life Meme
Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who: leaves their dirty clothes on the floor forgets to run the dish washer pumps gas for the car drives when they’re going somewhere rearranges the furniture falls asleep with the TV on gets to use the bathroom first decides the temperature for the ac/heater ...
Uncertain/Questioning starters
“Are you sure about this?”“How do I know that I can trust you?”“I don’t think we should go in there…”“What is that?”“I don’t know… maybe? Why are you asking me?!”“Can I ask you something?”“What do you want from me?”“That doesn’t look safe…”“Why would you even think that this was...
bold which habits your muse has
nail biting | throat clearing | lying | interrupting | chewing the ends of pens | smoking | swearing | knuckle cracking | thumb sucking | muttering under their breath | talking to themselves | nose picking | binge drinking | oversleeping | snacking between meals | skipping meals | pickin...
Sleeping at Last (Atlas) - Starter Sentences
Sun“Our universe was clothed in light.”“I guess space, and time takes violent things, angry things and makes them kind.”“We are the dust of dust.”“We are infinite as the universe we hold inside.”“Let there be light, let there be light, let me be right.”Mercury“Only streetlights notice me.”“I am desp...
SEND ME A SENTENCE [ILL]
“Are you feeling okay?” “You’re even paler than usual, and that’s saying something.” “You’re shivering.” “I’m s-so cold.” “I made you soup… Or at least I tried.” “This medicine tastes awful.” “Will you stay with me tonight?” “I’m not going to leave you.” “I’ll take care of you.” "I told you th...
Send me a ?and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. SEXUAL TENSION VERSION (can be nsfw, better used with ships) 1-20  “Make me.”  “And how are you going to make it up to me?”  “Good job your mouth is better for more than just talking.”  “Shut up, or I’ll make you.”  “You ...
Send me a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. FLUFF SPECIAL/A bit shipping inclined. 1-25 1.      “Come on, let’s snuggle.” 2.      “Movies and chocolate all day? I think so.” 3.      “You’re nice and warm.” 4.      “You look like you need a hug.” 5.      “You’re a...
text message starters, part 1/?
[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.[MSG:] I’M WEARING A FLAG.[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.[MSG:] I a...
hurt meme.
“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to f...
  • "Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?"
  • "So you're a liar and a thief."
  • "So are you going to kiss me or can I finish this cigarette first?"
  • "Can I touch your boob?"
  • "Is it bad that I enjoy infomercials more than I enjoy actual television shows?"
  • "So your mother is pregnant and it might be my fault."
  • "You smell like butt."
  • "Please tell me I'm hearing things and that you're not actually listening to Kidz Bop right now."
  • ...
  • "Whipped cream or chocolate sauce?"
  • "Come sit on my lap."
  • "I can't stop thinking about your hands on me."
  • "My thighs can be your earmuffs."
  • "God, you look good."
  • "Come here, baby."
  • "Come here, daddy."
  • "Give me a kiss."
  • ...
  • "Do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
  • "I think I'm pregnant. And it's not yours."
  • "I feel like I'm going to puke."
  • "Are you seriously wearing that to the party tonight?"
  • "You need to change that attitude before we leave this house."
  • "I AM NOT CRAZY!"
  • "Stop staring at me like I grew a second head."
  • "Are you drunk or do you just act like that all the time?"
  • ...
Your muse finds my muse curled up on the bed, crying. Send me  a number between 1-35 and I will generate a response. You can send ‘Hush’ for a a randomized response. "I failed." "I lost the baby." "She/he died." "We broke up." "I was mugged." "There was so much blood." "Everything is ...
  • "No, no -- Go back to sleep."
  • "How long before the kids go to college and we have time for ourselves again?"
  • "My mum/dad died."
  • "Lose my job? I didn't lose it. It's not like, 'Whoops! Where'd my job go?' I QUIT."
  • "Drink up. Whiskey’s God’s way of letting us know he loves us and he wants us to be happy."
  • "Maybe we didn't raise him/her the way we should have. Maybe we went wrong somewhere."
  • "No, don't just say you're fine. Where's the doctor? Let me go speak to the doctor."
  • "Shush, it's fine. They won't hear us."
  • ...
Darker rp starters
“Why would you do that?” “Why don’t you say that to my face?” “I can’t look at you anymore.” “What’s wrong with you?” “What are you going to do about it?” “I’d burn you alive if I could.” “I thought you loved me…” “I can’t- I just can’t anymore.” “I cried all night because of ...
Send a ? and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours! A mix of nsfw, crack, fluff, angst, etc. 1-50 You need to leave me alone. I think I’m going to jail. Do you still love me? Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? fuck, it’s a gun! You look like hell. I ...
Put “Pretty Please” in my ask box and I’ll generate a number from 1-40 and see what prompt we get! Mixture of angst, silly, romantic, and NSFW prompts. Brownie points to those who don’t read below the cut! Our muses are hunting for the perfect Christmas tree. Our muses ar...
injured memes “ oh my god what happened? ”“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”“ who did this to you? ”“ that’s… a lot of blood ”“ i think… it’s broken ”“ can you move? does it hurt? ”“ we need to get you to a hospital ”“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”“ i...
  • “Does this shop always have such long lines?"
  • "Chicago really is the windy city, isn't it!"
  • "How are you doing today?"
  • "Have you guys been having any trouble with the Wi-Fi?"
  • "That dish looks great! What is it? I might have to order it for myself."
  • "Where are you from?"
  • "Are you new here?"
  • "Welcome!"
  • ...