21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
When I have to fill in my childhood best friend’s name on security password protection questionnaires, I wonder if they put my name down on theirs.
Your DNA contains millions of years worth of software updates.
It would be pretty bad if other animals learned how to make fires.
All the events in the Harry Potter series from book 3 and on only happened because Fudge was carrying a newspaper in Azkaban on the day it had Scabbers’ picture.
If the government waged a war on potholes instead of pot then they would be making the country a safer place.
The brain is the only organ that knows it’s an organ
They should put alarms on car keys that go off when your car alarm goes off.