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21 “you’re so young” 22 “you’re so young” 23"you’re so young" 24 “you’re so young” 25 “are you married? how is your career?”
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The people who preach abstinence as the guaranteed way to prevent pregnancy also believe in the Virgin birth.
Instead of .ca Canadian websites should end with .eh
"Fifty shades of grey" is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of "Criminal minds".
Jesus’ first miracle was bringing alcohol to a party.
“umop apisdn” is “upside down” spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone
USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
I wonder how many miles I’ve scrolled on my phone.
Future archaeologists will find billions of objects with an apple inscribed on them and assume we worshipped some kind of apple god. Perhaps Ancient Egyptians didn’t worship cats at all but rather the most popular brand at the time had a cat logo.
Both “God” and “Devil” are a single letter away from that which they represent: Good and Evil
There should be a reality show where country singers have to work on a farm for one month.
All the events in the Harry Potter series from book 3 and on only happened because Fudge was carrying a newspaper in Azkaban on the day it had Scabbers’ picture.
If the government waged a war on potholes instead of pot then they would be making the country a safer place.
One’s own funeral could be the first time that people say how they feel about you and you’ll never hear it
Why don’t wheelchairs have pedals for when your arms get tired?
If the new Star Wars movie sucks J.J Abrams will forever be know as Jar Jar Abrams in the Star Wars Community
Kids will never again know the joy of getting a new game and reading the instruction manual on the ride home.