“It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.” Actually it’s Tony and Steve
Have u ever just sat back and actually thought about how much fucking gay porn you’ve read
tony teasing steve and he starts jokingly leaning in all slow and expects steve to grin and shove him away or ask what he’s doing but steve just goes quiet and still and suddenly neither of them are laughing anymore and tony starts internally freaking out and stops like half an inch away from steve’...
when friends start shipping your OTP
please allowed me to explain my OTP feels pocket edition
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA AND THEN YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
When gay fanfiction is your bedtime story
- Clint:so you're saying... Ultron saw... /all/ of the internet?
- Tony:yep. every single thing.
- Clint:[remembers all the Stony fanfic he's posted to Ao3]
- Clint:oh no