nobody can play augustus waters
because augustus waters has to play augustus waters
AND AUGUSTUS WATERS IS DEAD
Observation:
Alaska smoked to die. Augustus smoked to prove he wouldn’t.
Petition to get John Green to play Hazel Grace’s dad in the movie.
So how do we tell John Green we want Kickthepj as Augustus for the movie?
things to never joke about
suicide
eating disorders
rape
the casting of Augustus Waters
john green’s occupations include stabbing readers in the heart with a sharp knife called augustus waters
