- aries:space enthusiast
- taurus:floral child
- cancer:aquatic abyss
- leo:cultural roots
- virgo:old book smell
- libra:clouds and sky imagery
- scorpio:cute occult
- Aries:Swimming pools, cold drinks in the summer. Hazy orange-yellow sunsets, passionate kisses. Hair touching, long car rides with friends, watching the sunrise. Long naps, yelling along to music.
- Taurus:Secluded forests, slight breezes that sway tall grass. Long, meaningful text messages, chipped nail polish, the smell of the ocean. Having the music at full volume and drowning out the rest of the world.
- Gemini:Long car rides alone, windows down, loud music. Poetry, typewriter clicks. Laughing so hard your stomach hurts. The color black and navy blue, the smell after the rain. Existentialism, looking at stars.
- Cancer:Long, warm hugs. Hand holding, kept secrets and light-hearted jokes. The color blue, dogs, wild flowers that grow in your backyard. The smell of new books, and the sound of an old piano.
- Leo:Clean sheets, sleeping in late. Sunlight pouring into your room. Stretching, the smell of chocolate chip pancakes. CD's and clothes everywhere, intimacy. Bonfires, exotic beaches, and slightly out-of-tune guitars.
- Virgo:Freckles, musical theatre, live performances. Harmonic singing, late night phone calls. Raspy morning voices, vanilla, and running until you're out of breath. Art museums, dancing, dark circles under your eyes. Foreign countries and languages, dogs.
- Libra:Smiling between kisses, art galleries, paint-stained clothing. The sound of the harp. Graphite, the smell of coffee. Kept promises, swimming, and colliding hugs. Intertwined fingers, cats, crying, and the smell of burning wood in the wintertime.
- Scorpio:Comfortable silence, nature, relaxation, being home. Thinking, being with family, the color green. Intelligence, old books, and the calming hum of a car engine. Camping, imperturbability.
The lowkey hates everyone squad
Scorpio, Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, Pisces
- Libra, Virgo, Leo, Capricorn
- Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius
- Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, Taurus, Cancer
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Ask: What are the signs like on a normal day?
I’ll answer this….in GIFs! Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
The “all I do is listen to music and overthink shit“ squad
Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio
Aries: quit bein a dick Taurus: eat ice cream my friend it will be okay Gemini: buy more sweaters Cancer: talk less Leo: more selfies Virgo: less selfies Libra: may your eyeliner always match and your eyebrow game always be strong Scorpio: make everyone your minions. U are powerful enough...
- aquarius:please stop shopping at hot topic
- pisces:take more nudes
- taurus:take less nudes
- gemini:take a break from your animes u fuckn weeb
- cancer:USE YAH BLINKAH
- leo:please apprehend justin bieber. you are the chosen one.
- virgo:they're coming.
TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOUR SIGN
- ARIES:knocked my brother off of our roof
- TAURUS:spent over 200 dollars on real life pokemon badges
- GEMINI:tried to make french toast by myself, accidentally used an entire carton of eggs for three pieces of toast
- CANCER:slept on my floor because i didn't want to wake up my dog to move him (seven times)
- LEO:got called pretentious and reacted by looking up the word pretentious in the dictionary to find the exact definition to prove my accuser wrong (age 13)
- VIRGO:printed out a chart to cross reference all of the possible places i could purchase cadbury eggs at any given time
- LIBRA:forgot to sleep for two days
- SCORPIO:became jealous of the video game "skyrim" because my significant other spent more time playing it than talking to me
Ask: What are the signs like when they have a crush on someone?
Welll…..I could answer this. But I think GIFs are more appropriate ^_^ Aries- Taurus- Gemini- Cancer- Leo- Virgo- Libra- Scorpio- Sagittarius- Capricorn- Aquarius- Pisces-
Horoscopes: a summary
Aries: asshole Taurus: very much a virgin Gemini: MONEYMONEYMONEY Cancer: total pissbaby Leo: very extroverted Virgo: shy af Libra: surprisingly good with computers Scorpio: angry. Very angry Sagittarius: superiority complex Capricorn: thou art a dick Aquarius: the only actually nice one...
Ask: What are the signs like on their first day of school?
http://shitthesignssay.tumblr.com/ ARIES- TAURUS- GEMINI- CANCER- LEO- VIRGO- LIBRA- SCORPIO- SAGITTARIUS- CAPRICORN- AQUARIUS- PISCES-
most to least affectionate
Shit the Signs Say When They Disagree with Your Opinion
Aries- You’re wrong Taurus- No Gemini- bullshittttttttttttttttttttt Cancer- Ok, but let me explain.. Leo- That’s nice… Virgo- Source? Libra- Let’s agree to disagree Scorpio-… Sagittarius- Whatever Capricorn- Didn’t ask what you thought, did I? Aquarius- Why? Pisce...
- 🍷 Wine Mom:Taurus, Virgo, Libra, Pisces
- 🍺 Beer Dad:Aries, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius
- 🍸 Vodka Aunt:Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius