“how’s the semester going?”
- person:i am uncomfortable with bad language--
- me:okay!! that's fine!!
- person:--because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
- me:eat my entire ass!!!!
- Bae:babe come over
- Me:I just put my bagel bites in the oven
- Bae:my parents aren't home
- Me:I literally just put them in the oven
- me a week before exams:im gonna study so hard and get an A and go to an amazing college and be the top in my class
- me the night before exams:success and failure are human constructions and aren't real. i am less than a speck in the entire known universe and all of time. time is a construct of humans. we are all going to die.
"What are you twelve" Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye