mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo
"honey, i’m pregnant." “hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.