Stages of addiction.
1. I can’t get addicted 2. I’m not addicted 3. Fuck
“Recovery is not the absence of conflict, but the ability to deal with it”
- Harry:Louis, look at this thong!
- Louis:Buy it, you can show me tonight.
- Paul:NO. Harry, put it down.
- Niall:Paul, I want a pretzel!
- Liam:Calm down Niall, we'll get one soon.
- Niall:NO LIAM, NOW!
- Harry:Louis look! Underwear with cats on it!
- Paul:Harry, Louis, get out of Victoria's Secret!
- Harry:DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR. STAY AWAY BITCHES. AWAY.
- Liam:Harry, it's okay. They're just giving you a trim!
- Louis:Back off bitches, I'm the only one aloud to touch the hair.
- Niall:I'm hungry. Where's the food?
- Zayn:I don't need a haircut. I'm perfect.
- Paul:For god's sake, Harry. Just let the woman trim your hair. It's fine. She won't hurt it- NIALL! You can't eat hair gel!
- Liam:Harry, it's okay...
- Louis:...That wasn't hair gel.
- Niall:Liam, I want ice cream!
- Louis:Lookin' good Harry!
- Paul:Harry! Put your trunks back on! You can't tan your bum in the middle of the beach!
- Liam:All these women are barely clothed! They need to respect themselves more!
- Zayn:I look better than you. And you. And you.
- Niall:Will anyone come swim with me?
- Paul:Louis! Put your trunks back on! You too Harry!
- Liam:These women have FATHERS! If I gave them my clothes, do you think they would cover up?!
“Drugs are both the worst and best things I have ever experienced.”
“Reading is an addiction that I adore.”