@aliens where are you, i’m tired and i’m ready to leave
- Me:*standing in a corn field in the middle of the night*
- Me:iT WOULD SURE BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO ABDUCT ME
in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t it be fun if they just. couldn...
@nasa release the aliens